How could I argue with that? She IS pretty great.
I tried to explain why he should try hard in Speech again. Didn't he want to have his speech troubles gone? He countered with: Not really, no one makes fun of me, why should I?
I tried again: Your teacher's boss will think that she's not a good teacher if she has a student who stays in Speech forever. Do you want people to think she's not a good teacher? Weelllll, no, he said, but it didn't convince him either.
Last try: We will go to Leatherby's and you can get their biggest sundae and not share with anyone on the day you graduate from Speech class.
Voila!
That's a peppermint, mint chip, marshmallow creme Granny Sundae from Leatherby's. And yes, it is bigger than Dean's head.